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1) Sonic
(Sonic the Hedgehog)

2) Green
(Legend of Zelda:Four Swords manga)

3) Forte
(Rune Factory 4)

4) Pit
(Kid Icarus)

5) Red
(Legend of Zelda: Four Swords manga)

6) Vio
(Legend of Zelda: Four Swords manga)

7) Kirby
(Kirby)

8) Dark Pit
(Kid Icarus)

9) Blue
(Legend of Zelda: Four Swords manga)

10) Clorica
(Rune Factory 4)


~Questions~


1) 6 Enters your bedroom at night, saying (s)he had a nightmare. What do you do?

Me: Ugh. What are you doing here?

Vio: Well... Um...

Me: Did you have a nightmare again?

Vio: Yes.

Me: Alright. Sit down and tell me what it was about...


2) You're hosting a party with 3, 9, and 7. What happens?

Blue: *Walks in the room carrying cake* HEY! I got the cake!

Me: Thanks Blue! I'll pay you back later! Forte, can you carry this?

Forte: *Stares at cake* Uhm... Yes, of course! I'll take care of it.

Kirby: *Tries to suck up and eat the cake*

Forte: What!? No! *Protects cake with dear life*

Me: What am I going to do with them...


3) 1 says 9 stole his/her last (favorite food/drink). Reactions?

Me: Okay... Sonic, you can easily just run over there and take it back, you know.

Sonic: Last time I did that it blew away in the wind. (Sonic and the Black Knight)

Me: Blue, give Sonic back his chili dog.

Blue: *Confused* I didn't take his stupid hot dog!

Sonic: I bet he ate it. *Glare*

Blue: What the heck are you talking about!? I haven't even seen you today until now!

*Surprisingly not as angry as you'd think*

Sonic and Blue: *Arguing*

Me: Hey... um... Oh wait... That was your hot dog?

Sonic and Blue: *Glare*


4) 4 and 9 are picking on 3. Why? What do you do to help?

Blue: Watch out Forte!

Forte: What? Is danger afoot? What is it?

Pit: Watch out! There's a ghost behind you!

Forte: *Jumps and shrieks*

Pit and Blue: *Hysterical laughter*

Blue: She actually fell for it!

Pit: I knew it would work!

Forte: H-hey! I-I was merely just playing along.

Me: *Shakes head* There they go again...


5) 7 is spreading rumors about 2 and 10. What is it about?

Kirby: Poyo poyo!

Green: What!? That's not true!

Kirby: *Acting cute*

Green: T-tell him Clorica!

Clorica: *Sleeping while standing again*


6) 8 and 3 ask a favor of you. What for? Your reaction?

Dark Pit: We need you to record our epic battle!

Me: What? Why are you battleing?

Dark Pit: Me winning against the Dragon Knight? I can't pass that up!

Forte: Yes, but it is I who will win.

Me: Oh geez... Uh, I guess so. This is random. I can see Dark Pit doing this but Forte,
why did you agree to this?

Forte: I see it fit to practice my sword fighting with another occasionally. And... he
made fun of the hairpin Keil gave me.

Me: Oh... I see.


7) 3 and 4 have a big secret. You and 5 happen to stumble upon it. What is it?

Me and Red: AGH! *Stumbles over piece of folded paper*

Red: Oh, what's this? *Unfolds paper and reads it. After he does he's stunned*

Me: What does it say? * Reads paper. Stunned*

Me and Red: PIT AND FORTE ARE HOSTING A CAKE AND SWEETS PARTY AND ARN'T INVITING US!?
(It's bad, I know...)

Red: H-how could they!? W-we both- cake is- why wouldn't they-

Me: This means WAR! *Epic stance*


8) 2 says that 1, 7, and 8 are fighting over you. (S)he suggests 7. Who do you pick?

Me: WHAT!?

Green: It's the truth. I swear.

Me: Kirby!?

Green: Yes. It's the only option.

Me: He says one word and eats everything!

Green: It's a really complicated language to learn, actually.

Me: Okay, I'm actually about to crash a party with Red, so this will have to wait.

*Dark Pit, Sonic, and Kirby walk over from somewhere.*

Dark Pit: Uh-huh, I'm sure that's it. *Sarcasm (If you couldn't tell.)*


9) 5's birthday is today, but (s)he is all alone. What do you do?

Me: Aw, It's okay Red. I'm sure they didn't forget, it's hard having four birthdays on the same day.

Red: I guess so...

Me: Hey, at least I didn't forget your birthday.

Red: You didn't?

Me: Of course not!

Red: Yay! What did you get me?

Me: Only the best gift EVER! *Forgot*


10) 6 Wants to kiss you. What do you say?

Me: No.

Vio: ...

Me: ...

Vio: ...

Me: No.

Vio: *Shrugs* Alright.


11) 3 is obsessed with 10. How does 4 deal with his/her jealousy?

Forte: Clorica, I always thought your random bursts of sleep were admirable.I'm really glad we're friends. I wonder if you'll mind taking a picture with me...

Clorica: *Doing chores while she sleeps, as always.*

Pit: *Watching from a distance.* Why, Forte? You said you would spend today with me, we even held a cake party together! I thought I was a better friend...


12) 1 is becoming really irritating. Why? Reaction?

Me: And then I said no.

Sonic: What?

Me: And then I said no.

Sonic What?

Me: ...And then I said no. Wait...

Sonic: What?

Me: Why are you doing that?

Sonic: What?

Me: Is this because of the chili dog?

Sonic: That's what YOU think.

Me: I see. So that's it. I thought that you would be over that by now.

Sonic: What?

Me: Just... never mind...


13) You host a slumber party, inviting 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 over and you're being forced to pair up with someone to sleep with from losing a bet. Why? Who do you end up with?

Sonic: Yes!

Blue: Woah, I almost lost!

Me: Gosh darn it! But he's so round, he'll take up the whole bed. *Looks at Kirby*

Kirby: *Cute face*


14) Refer to (13). While you guys prepare for bed, that person strips down to his underwear, saying it is his/her pajamas. What do you do?

Me: He... doesn't really have anything to strip.

Forte: Who is it you are talking to?

Me: Oh, no one. Just muttering to myself.


15) Same question except with 2, 4, 6, 8, 10. What do you do?

Me: Aw, c'mon! Not again!

Dark Pit and Green: What are you talking about?

Me: His wings are gonna take up the whole bed!

Pit: I'm not that bad, am I?

Me: Never mind... I wasn't tired anyway...


16) Same thing, except (s)he's just flirting with you. What do you do?

Pit: If you were a tree, you would be a good tree. *Smiles*

Me: Thanks, but, um... I think I've read that somewhere.

Pit: Darn it! She saw that, too!

Me: You can just take the bed, I like the floor more anyway.


17) 5 and 6 ask you to decide who is better looking. Who do you choose?

Me: Seriously?

Vio: Just answer the question.

Red: It's me, right?

Me: Well, you both kind of look the exact same.

Red and Vio: Oh, yeah.


18) 1 and 10?

Me: Clorica!

Sonic: I knew you would pick m- Hey... *Glares*


19) 2 and 7?

Me: Are you kidding me? I guess Gr-

Kirby: *Playing with a butterfly*

Me: -Kirby. Defiantly Kirby.

Green: *Glare*


20) You go to a party with 3. Where? Why?

Forte: Come, it's just over here.

Me: Since when do you go to parties, anyway?

Forte: Participating in a festivity every once in a while couldn't hurt.

Me: But Don't you have to protect Selphia?

Forte: Yes, but-

Me: Oh, it's the cake, isn't it!

Forte: ...


21) 1 is dying. What do you do?

Me: Sonic! No! You were always my favorite!

Sonic: Use... ...your... ...

Me: Now you'll never get to admit your feelings to Amy! And you'll never get to save the world! You were so inspirational!

Sonic: ...Writ...g.... ...ite... ...pow...

Me: Writ gite pow? What's that?

Sonic: ...Pic... ...our... ...fli...pen... ...pe...il...

Me: Oh yeah! *Writes about Sonic being healthy*

~Woosh, writing powers~

Sonic: Talk about cutting it close! Yeesh.

Me- Heh heh...


22) Out of 1, 2, 3, who is your Valentine's date?

Me: I guess I'd pick Sonic. I could ask him to carry me and go super fast or something.


23) Same question except 4, 5,6.

Me: Red. Just because he's nice and sweet.


24) Again, because this meme demands it! 7, 8, 9.

Me: Aw geez... I guess... no...well, I guess Kirby. That would be interesting. And I've seen how nice he can be in the anime!


25) 10 takes you to the theater. What goes on?

*Movie finishes*

Me: Wow! Clorica, wasn't that Sonic movie awesome!?

Clorica: Zzz... *Peaceful*

Me: Aw, c'mon. You haven't even spoken once during this whole quiz.


26) 3 and 6 stole something of yours? What was it? Reaction?

Vio: She's not going to be happy, you know. We're her favorites.

Forte: We simply must find out how she does it.

Vio: Agreed.

*They both begin flipping through my most recent writing book, trying to learn about my writing powers.*

Me: Hey guys, what'cha- what are you doing with that!?


27) You enter your house, only to find out 1 moved in. What do you do?

Sonic: So then the guy told me that I didn't pay my bills and took my house away.

Me: You're not staying here.

Sonic: But you said you liked me.

Me: No, I chose you over other people.

Sonic: Come on, pal! It'll only be for a little while!

Me: ...Fine.


28) 4 and 7 moved in as well? Reaction?

Pit: -Then Lady Palutena kicked me out!

Kirby: Poyoi!

Me: You've got to be kidding me.


29) 1 is feeling ill. Why? Do you help?

Sonic: Ugh... I recover from death then this happens... *Sounds terrible*

Me: Y-yeah. You just rest here for awhile. *Hides writing book*


30) 2 had a car accident. What do you do?

Me: We told you not to drive...

Green: I thought horses and cars would be more alike.

Me: *Sigh*


31) 4, 5, 6 invite you on a road trip! Then the vehicle breaks down. What happens?

Vio: Yep, flat tire. Do we have a spare?

Red: No...

Pit: How could we forget?

Vio: Unless we feel like pushing the car twently miles to the nearest town, I think Pit should fly there.

Pit: Why me?

Red: Well, you were the one who was supposed to pack the spare tire.

Pit: No way! I can only flyfor five minutes! Nicky, what do you think?

Me: *Sitting inside of the car, reading or something* Whoever said that 'this would be a blast' should go.

Vio and Red: *Looks at Pit*

Pit: Okay...


32) Needing help in classes. You have 4 and 8 tutor you. What happens?

Dark Pit: What kind of idiot are you!? Can't even solve simple equations! You can't even read!

Pit: Oh yeah? Well at least I don't have an ego the size of the Underworld! *Can't actually read.*

Dark Pit and Pit: *Continue argueing*

Me: *Reading textbook* This is what I get for not doing my homework.


33) A tornado wiped out 10's home. Do you help?

Me: If I helped Clorica, I'd have to help Vishnal, Volkanon, either Lest or Frey, possibly a four year old and Ventuswil, who is a dragon. I'll leave this to Forte.


34) 7 to help him/her make dinner using nothing but marshmallows. Participate?

Me: Awesome! Giant marshmallow! Let's share it with everyone!

Kirby: Poy!


35) Something's going on in 1's bedroom, you hear 1 and 9 in there. Do you go in?

Me: *Listening at door*

Sonic: Next we'll leave it on her kitchen table! She won't be able to resist!

Blue: Genius! I wish Green or Vio were this fun!

Me: *Backs away slowly* I'll be ready.


36) You and 2 are stuck in an elevator. What happens?

Green: So...

Me: How's Princess Zelda?

Green: Oh, you know, busy I guess.

Me: Oh.

Green: I heard you write.

Me: Yeah, that's how I- *Interrupted by...*


37) Refer to (36) 3 happens to appear in the stuck elevator. Now what?

Forte: *Randomly appears*

Me: -Forte? What are you doing here?

Forte: I do not know. Where am I?

Green: We're in an apartment building.

Forte: You mean an inn? *Doesn't know what that is*

Me: Okay, this might take some explaining...


38) 5 demands you are to be his/her wife/husband. What do you do?

Me: W-why?

Red: Um... Because we're friends and we like cake and we crashed that party together and... Oh, remember when you didn't forget my birthday?

Me: I thought you and the other three parts of you liked Zelda or something like that.

Red: She's a really good friend, but-

Me: No. I can't marry you Red, I don't love you.

Red: Aw...


39) You are asked to watch over 2, 4, and 6 for the day. What happens?

Vio: Are we not older then you?

Me: I don't know, but-

Pit: Hey, can I press this button?

Me: No, that's the blender, don't-

Green: There's monsters outside! Don't worry, I'll get them!

Me: Green! Wait! Those are-

Pit: Woah! There's so many settings for this!

Vio: I believe that's called a microwave.

Me: This is going to take longer then when I watched those other kids...


40) Refer to (39) 4 becomes a real pain. Reaction?

Me: Pit!? I told you not to touch that button!

*Explosion!*

Pit: That's not-*cough*- the refrigerator....

Me: Out of the kitchen!

Pit: Alright!

Me: *sigh*... Wait! Green! Vio! Don't do that!


41) 3, 5, 10 are drunk. What do you do?

Forte: Beleive myself I do kingdom so protect if the is well very say... ~

Clorica: Where's Lest?~ He soooooooo should have joined us!~

Red: *Hiccup*

Me: Really? I thought you guys would be more responsible! Red is underaged!

Red: This isn't like the ranch's milk at all!~ *Hiccup*

Forte: Lighten up! Like not he it's died anything or!

Clorica: Hey Lest!~ I've gotta tell you something!~

Me: What am I going to do with you three?...


42) On Facebook, 8 and 9 are spamming you with love notes. What do you do?

*Ding! Ding! Ding!*

Me: *Sitting at computer* How many messages are they going to send!? That's the last time I show a Link how to use the internet!

Dark Link's Messenger: "You don't suck as much as I've told you! <3"

*Ding! Ding! Ding!*

Blue's Messenger: "You make it easier to breath. <3 :)"

Me: *sadness* Make it stop...


43) 2 and 1 are playing pirate. Do you join?

Green: Swab the deck!

Sonic: Swab the deck!? YOU SWAB THE DECK! I'm the captain of this 'ere ship!

Green: *Takes out sword* I bet ye' don't even know how to use a swordproperly!

Sonic: "Sonic and the Black Knight", mate!  *Sword fight!*

Me: Hey guys? Can I play?

Green and Sonic: *Immediately points swords at intruder!*

Green: Walk the plank ye' rascal!

Me: *Backs away*


44) You find out 4 is a terrorist. Join him/her or other option?

Pit: Are you gonna join me or what?

Me: SILENCE!! I kill you!

Pit: Uh...

Me: I had to do it.

Pit: Nichole... You're the only one who still watches that guy...


45) 2, 3, and 5 flood your house with cats. Your reaction?

Me: Oh. My. Gosh.

Forte and Green: ...

Red: Do you like it?

Me: YES! I love cats! Thanks Red! How did you know?

Red: What are friends for, right?

Me and Red: Yay! *Laughs*

Forte and Green: Safe!


46) In the dark you, 3, 5, and 9 are locked in a room. What happens?

*Power goes out*

Me: *Gasps*

Forte: *Jumps* What has happened!? Where has the light gone? *Sounds frightened* *Swings Sword*

Blue: Watch it! You nearly sliced off my head!

Me: Relax Forte. It's just a power outage.

Forte: Y-yes, of course...

Red: Don't worry. Let's just leave through this door.

*The doorknob rattling could be heard. Red tried once... twice... suddenly frantic rattling and shaking could be heard.*

Blue: Uh, Red. What's taking so long?

Red: The door is stuck...

Me: Oh, great.

Blue: Remember the last time we were trapped in the dark, Red? With all of those ghosts?

Forte: G-GHOSTS!? Where!? *Waving sword around*

Red: Ahh! *Gets pushed by Forte into Blue*

Blue: GET OFF ME!

Red: Sorry! *Gets up*

*Rattling again.*

Forte: What was that noise! I heard it!

Me: *Trying to open door* Oh, sorry.

Red: Now I'm scared, too...

Me: Wait, don't you have...

Blue: *smacks his own forehead* I'm such a moron!

Me and Blue: Light your Fire Rod!

Red: Oh yeah! *Lights rod*

*Everyone sees Forte freaking out*

Forte: Uhm- Oh, the light is back. *Puts sword away* Ahem! I suggest we all stay calm and try to escape this room.

Me, Red, and Blue: *-_-*


47) You enter your bathroom, only to find 10 using your shower. What do you do?

Me: Darn it Clorica! If you wanted to use the shower you should have asked!

Clorica: Zzz...


48) While jogging with 1, you twisted your ankle. Does 1 help?

Me: *Trip* WAHG!

Sonic: *Doesn't notice* C'mon Nichole, I've got something cool to show you over that mountain!

Me: Uh, Sonic? I sort of can't stand... *Trying to stand*

Sonic: *Still doesn't notice and keeps running* Feel that wind! That's freedom!

Me: Oh...

*5 MINUTES LATER*

Sonic: *Runs back* Sorry! I didn't see you fall. You should've just let me carry you instead of running yourself.

Me: ... Just help me.

Sonic: Alright. *Picks me up* Now, to a clinic or should we just continue our TRIP?

Me: Oh, ha ha, very funny.


49) 9 lost a bet against you. Why? What is the outcome?

Blue: DARN IT!

Me: Yes! Now you have to sing the lyrics to "Old MacDonald" while in front of Green, Vio, and Red! Oh, and don't forget to be enthusiastic!

Blue: I hate  you right now.

Me: Well, I told you Santa Claus was real.

Blue: You know what, if he's so real then show him to me!

Me: I can't. He's in the north pole right now.

Blue: Then there's no proof! And why would an immortal, fat, old man live in the coldest

place on Earth!?

Me: Well... He doesn't. Only his elven slaves do. He lives in Finland.

Blue: Elven slaves? Is that even spelled right?

Me: *shrugs* And don't call Santa fat! Just because I don't like him doesn't mean he deserves such little respect!

Blue: *gets pushed a little* What the heck? What do you care? It's not like he can see us!

Santa: Oh, but I can young one...

*With a finger on his nose, Santa floats to the ground surrounded by sparkles.*

Blue: What the... How did you do that?!

Me: 'Coming from the guy who captures fairies and murders goblins...'

Blue: I heard that! Answer my question!

Santa: Magic! And you should be more careful about what you say aloud.

Blue: ...What?

Me: Hey there Claus.

Santa: Good evening. Now my children, I must go. Those presents aren't going to make themselves. And remember, I see you when you're sleeping. HO HO HO! *disappears*

Blue: Creepy...

Me: Yeah, and suspicious as the Easter Bunny.


50) Everyone planned a surprise party for you. What happens?

Everyone: SURPRISE!!

Me: What?

Sonic: Happy Birthday! It's not everyday you turn fifteen!

Red: See? I remembered your birthday too!

Me: You know it's-

Forte: I congratulate you on becoming a year older. Perhaps I can teach you some swordplay sometime.

Me: Thanks! But it's-

Kirby: Poyo! *Cute*

Me: My birthday isn't until the thirty first.

Everyone: ...

Blue: *Throws paper plate at Pit* You idiot! You said it was today!

Pit: Hey! I don't always have time to check my calender you know!

Red: I thought it felt a bit early...

Vio: I told them.

Green and Me: Oh well, cake for two days.

*And thus the cake fan club began.*

END
Meme created by MasterofDice!
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